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Phone: (304)382-6281


Located in Charleston, WV

KELLIE - Avid reader, a fan of anything vintage, and a lover of the fine arts.  Shares Joe's passion for reptiles.

JOE - Can't remember a time when he didn't love reptiles. He is always into something. Along with his full time job he is a Youth pastor and chef to our RTDS cookouts.

MARIA - Puts up with Ron's many hobbies :) and works as an accounts manager at Teamsters.  Really loves how cool reptiles look. Her favorite is Sydney the leachie.

RON - Man of many hobbies, builds ships in bottles, has a band, & VP of All Things Lazer. First snake was a corn, Red, and Red is still part of his collection.


Meet Us

A LITTLE ABOUT Reptiles That don't suck

What is a reptile that doesn't suck?  Well it's any reptile that you may or may not yet own that exhibits extraordinary characteristics.  It's also a healthy and happy reptile for which you provide the best care possible.  It can come from RTDS or any one of the awesome breeders out there.

This business began out of a friendship and a mutual love of reptiles. Each of us have grown up around reptiles and love to find ones that don't suck. We are like kids in a candy store when it comes to looking at all the great animals out there. It amazes us to see all the diversity available & we love it! Our families include many scaled and scale less members.   

We still get excited about every single one of our lil hatchlings. We will not sell any animal that we would not want as a pet ourselves.  We hold all crested babies until they are at least 4 months in age.

Feel free to contact us if you need any extra guidance with your new pet or just want to chat. 

Thank you for your support! We couldn't do this without all of our friends and family.  We love to put faces with names so please please please stop by our table at the next show and introduce yourself.

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Langston Huges


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